In Genesis 9, through a rapid series of events, Noah plants a vineyard, makes some wine, goes on a bender, and winds up naked in his tent. Ham notices, tells his brothers, they modestly cover it up, and Noah curses Ham’s descendents when he’s sober.

So that’s embarrassing for all parties involved. Obviously Ham didn’t handle it very well. Maybe they should have made raisins instead.

Andrew Chandler: alcohol free for 33 years; likes raisins.