Ahh, I wish I could take credit for this joke, but it was told to me in a slightly different manner by my wonderful wife. Nevertheless, I think it works well here because the word Hebrew comes from the name[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I know I’m jumping around a bit, but stick with me.
In Genesis 9, through a rapid series of events, Noah plants a vineyard, makes some wine, goes on a bender, and winds up naked in his tent. Ham notices, tells his brothers, they modestly cover it up, and Noah curses[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So now I’m back-tracking to Genesis 9 when Noah unloads the ark and promptly plants a vineyard, as such was his trade of choice before the flood. What we also have here is a take on the classic “Little Red[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not sure how anyone could make that mistake. Obviously that will take a little longer to establish than a table of napkins. Did they even have napkins back then? What am I saying? Of course they did. It’s not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I had some really deep, though-provoking comments to post here today (yeah, right), then my wife’s car was broken into. Isn’t it terrible when that happens? Her purse with all her cards and ID were taken and promptly used elsewhere.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Genesis 8:8 begins the slightly more famous passage where Noah sends out the dove instead of the raven. From this time forward, doves appear repeatedly throughout Scripture, and have become familiar symbols in Christianity and other religions. Ironic that Roy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So apparently the raven “… kept flying back and forth until the water had dried up from the earth”. Not very exciting. Let’s see what happens next.
You know, the mountains. Genesis 8:4 tells us that “…the ark came to rest on the mountains of Ararat”. I wonder if it was cold. And kind of difficult to breathe at that altitude. Maybe I’m over-thinking this again…
I guess that will teach Moth to open his big mouth. Gotta keep it on the D.L., friend. Plenty of creatures who aren’t making it on the ark you know.
