Had to do this one last name-the-animal gag. So sue me.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean I REALLY hate mosquitoes. I suppose there are intelligent, clear-thinking entomologists out there in the world who think that mosquitoes aren’t all that bad, but I will disagree with those people until the day I die. Hopefully not from malaria.

This particular blood-sucking parasite’s name is Tito. He won’t be around for much longer. Did I mention I HATE mosquitoes?