Aww. Poor Ethan. We still think you are beautiful… in a slimy sea-monster way.

And, oh, Adam. Be careful what you wish for, brother. We can only  introduce a certain amount of semi-adult humor before we start getting concerned e-mails. But really, any e-mails, comments or slanderous propaganda would be welcome at this point. Bring it!

Speaking of brothers, a special Happy Birthday goes out to my little brother, Kevan, today. Kevan has a blog too. It is even more amazing than this one, if you can believe it. Check it out at